From: Miami NewTimes
Former superstar basketball center and current TNT mumbling head Shaquille O’Neal has told Jon Stewart, the New York Times, and ESPN that he’s getting his doctorate at Miami’s Barry University, where he defended his dissertation this month. His purported title? “How Leaders Utilize Humor or Aggression in Leadership Styles.”
Unfortunately, we’ve learned Shaq is not actually defending a traditional dissertation. Which is very disappointing for one reason: Dissertations are peer-reviewed and publicly available. And we already know from Shaq’s Miami Beach Police application — on which he listed “Laptop computer, binnochulars, master of surveillance” under special skills– that his writing style is incredible. We were really looking forward to dissecting Dr. O’Neal’s academic argument.
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